Penalty Removal Requests

[malnosso]

[This post is for contacting the NPC John. Think of it as an Appointments Post.

It has primarily been used in the past as a way to ICly request death penalty removals, so if you are here for that, make sure to use the Penalty Removal Request form first. Also, this is not required! While contact to John is a must for removing the death penalties, it doesn't have to be threaded out if you want to handwave it.

John is played by fontech and can be contacted on AIM at guynophobic or you can PM her journal. Please be patient regarding responses. If your tag isn't answered after a few days, feel free to contact her.]

Comments

voice / fail!filtered

[folklorist]

Ah y-yes that's correct. I heard that...you can help with such things?

[ricecakes]

[ooc: that'd be fine, though John's generally not forthcoming about dates.]

Don't concern yourself with that. I'll send for you.

voice / fixed!filtered [ /forgot >_> ]

[ricecakes]

I can. It seems that my skills are in high demand this week.

[consultmybooks]

Well, that isn't disturbing in the slightest.

...fine. I'll be around.

voice / fixed!filtered [ I saw nothing! ]

[folklorist]

Ah. W-Well me and my f-flatmate will be needing it. [ Because they died around the same time, but that part is unspoken. ] I-I would like to um, stop by soon. If, if it's no trouble? Today or tomorrow would be wonderful.

[ He just really wants to read again. It's been so long. ]

((ooc; I guess having him taken around the 13th would be good?))

voice / fixed!filtered

[ricecakes]

You and Mr. Giles- yes, I'm aware. I've made the arrangements already.

Tomorrow is acceptable.

voice / fixed!filtered

[folklorist]

Ah yes, o-of course. [ Not sure if it's odd or not that he knows. But, well never know with this place. ]

Th-thank you. For, um, allowing me to do so on such short notice. Tomorrow then.

[Voice] / fail!filtered

[mountain-sage.livejournal.com]

...John? May I have a word?

[Voice] / fixed!filtered

[malnosso]

One or two, if you must.

[Voice] / fixed!filtered

[mountain-sage.livejournal.com]

Ah...I'll keep it brief.

I'd like to inquire about having a death penalty removed, if you're willing.

[Voice] / fixed!filtered

[malnosso]

How predictable.

At least you people are taking the initiative these days. I need at least five days to prepare- I'll send for you then.

[Voice] / fixed!filtered

[mountain-sage.livejournal.com]

All right, I'll be waiting. Thank you.

backdated to 12/2 sobs

[bullet-dance.livejournal.com]

[.......

You have no idea.

How unsure she feels about this.]

H... Hello? This is, um... Mr. John, correct?

lmao you

[malnosso]

[He feasts on uncertainty like a delicacy. BRING IT ON.]

That would be me, yes.

[bullet-dance.livejournal.com]

[NO

but okay really, how does she explain this.]

I think I have something called a death penalty. [Because she kind of, you know... died.] A friend of mine told me to contact you about it.

[malnosso]

Oh, I'm aware. I suppose I can pencil you in, if I must.

[These silly people and their "dying" issues. Honestly, if they'd stop that his life would be much easier...]

[bullet-dance.livejournal.com]

[...HE KNOWS?

jesus these malnosso-- b-but wait, from the way he said that... he almost sounds disgruntled, doesn't he? does he not want to do this? --wait, no! dammit, noel, this is the malnosso! they are your enemy! ...most of them, anyway, apparently.]

I-If you're too busy, then...!

[malnosso]

[...........kekeke

Okay no, he will definitely take this seriously. Sort of. Maybe.

It's just more fun if they squirm a little.]

I'm always busy, little girl. But these penalties aren't going to cure themselves.

[bullet-dance.livejournal.com]

[THAT IS A HORRIBLE THING TO EVEN CONSIDER. But no. They won't cure themselves. And that's why... that's why she's here, so SCREW YOUR BUSINESS.

... ... ...]

Uh-- in that case, what should I do?

[malnosso]

Nothing at all. I'll pencil you in, and when it's time, I'll have my minions pick you up.

[That word, so very fun. Like he's a villain or something.]

[bullet-dance.livejournal.com]

[........]

...your minions?

[malnosso]

There's no need to concern yourself about it. You did ask me, after all.

[bullet-dance.livejournal.com]

[She doesn't trust you, John.

DID SHE MAKE A HORRIBLE MISTAKE?]

Um. S-Sure... [nonono, this is for the death penalty. Everything will be just dandy.] I'll wait for your minions, then!

[she must be the biggest idiot right now]

[Voice| Private to John]

[inkdrops]

[Welp, today was the day. Ngh...how does she even go about this? Her hands are shaking and she feels kind of sick already. Not to mention a whole new level of angry.]

I--... [An exhale.] I-I need to speak with one of the Malnosso.

[Voice| Private to John]

[malnosso]

Specifically, one of me.

[Since. Well. Filtered and all.]