malnosso: (The Eccentric)
malnosso ([personal profile] malnosso) wrote2012-02-26 04:38 pm
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[Locked to Residents]

My goodness, has it really been so long since I've contacted all of you? Well, let's not be parted for so long again. I do miss our conversations, after all. You're all such terribly interesting people! But before all that, I'm going to have to ask you all to calm down first. I'm sure you all are fired up about that dreadful love business. Yes, yes, it's quite necessary, I'm afraid. I wasn't involved this time, but rest assured, the data collected will be of incredible value to those finding a way to increase the understanding of Shifts. The more we know, the less time you're here!

Now then! I do have exciting news. After all, I wouldn't prattle away about nothing, would I? Ho ho, of course not. Now then, I'm sure many of you have often wondered what becomes of people born in this world. After all, how can they return to their original world if they have none? Well the answer is: they can't! There's nowhere for them to go! Or at least, that's the problem that has stumped us all for decades! Well. That problem is no longer a concern. As some of you may recall, my last experiment of this nature was... ahem, disastrous. I do apologize for that, but I am absolutely certain it will work this time. After all, the Great One has been most generous in assisting me with my work.

Of course, I am not merely telling you all this for your own excitement. Now that I'm no longer the leader of the organization, I don't quite have the ah, resources I once had. I need volunteers to test it. Now, none of you were born in this world- save for our dear little Sophie, adorable little thing, but that doesn't matter! What I require is for pairs of people to volunteer. One person shall offer their own world as a destination. The second person shall be Shifted so that their 'anchor world' will be the same as their partners. The two will then be sent off to that world for a full day. It's not a permanent trip home, mind you. It's tricky business, that. But it shall be enough to ensure the project's success! And perhaps do a little sightseeing while you're there!

I do hope you'll be able to put behind you some of your unfortunate feelings towards me so that we might work together. This benefits more than just the many, many poor souls born to this world. There are, after all, many people within Luceti and the world outside that simply have no home to return to. Returning to be dead is dreadful business, wouldn't you say? Imagine the possibility of choosing a new life after death, in some other new and exciting world! It may very well be a reality some day! Perhaps not in our current lifetimes, but certainly within our next!

Ahem. In any case, trials shall begin next month. Please do consider it! If you remain interested, you shall be contacted then!
blessedbyfarore: (so lost right now)

[Voice/Filtered]

[personal profile] blessedbyfarore 2012-02-27 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Why can't you bring him back here? You brought Epona here! And the other pets! And that wasn't 'cause this world brought her here, you said that you did it!

[...Granted, Sheik is... not actually a horse. But he still has to try!]
jinchuuriki: (pic#1889954)

[personal profile] jinchuuriki 2012-02-27 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Sweet! I just gotta get a partner or somethin' like that, right!?
rashness: (:|)

[personal profile] rashness 2012-02-27 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
No one's too busy to not have time to talk. They can talk while the work!
fearless_leader: (Awkward time)

[personal profile] fearless_leader 2012-02-27 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
...thanks.
fearless_leader: (Default)

[personal profile] fearless_leader 2012-02-27 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
At least it's something. This guy doesn't give straight answers. [Which is frustrating.]
alloys: (Default)

voice;

[personal profile] alloys 2012-02-27 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, that's just swell. Still, it'd be worth it.]

What the hell, I'll volunteer my world. Got a few things I'd like to take care of.
wannabolt: (I still think I'm the coolest B|)

[personal profile] wannabolt 2012-02-27 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
... Okay, fine. But if I find someone to go along, you could send us both to Equestria, right?
lostinmyway: (Hmm I wonder....)

[personal profile] lostinmyway 2012-02-27 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmm.... Couldn't you ask someone to take a turn so you could go, too?
goldenglasses: (What-a-what?)

[personal profile] goldenglasses 2012-02-27 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
But if this experiment is a success, then maybe one day you'll be able to send them; body, mind, and soul to another world? Why couldn't that be done on their own home world?
i_speak_softly: (Cursed with fools.)

[personal profile] i_speak_softly 2012-02-28 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
[As much as Don prefers to resolve disagreements through rational debate, sometimes the only counterargument that will suffice is a solid punch to the face. Too bad he can't reach you.]

Unethical? But all the other things you've done to us are okay?
rollypolyclover: (So there's going to be no playing?!)

[personal profile] rollypolyclover 2012-02-28 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
[...She can't give those as a present can she? God you're so awkward to get presents for man.]

What can Yotsuba do then?!
selphie_t: (bitch please)

[personal profile] selphie_t 2012-02-28 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Then why did you even mention them in the first place if you're worried about their free time or lack thereof?
makeitquick: (Our 82 Dodge Van)

[personal profile] makeitquick 2012-02-28 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Me.

[She says this too quickly, to directly. She's not sure if it's to the blue guy or Azusa but-] I need one too, right? Me.

[She isn't thinking about how dangerous that is for Azusa. She doesn't care, right now]
mythmaker: (What is Hamuzou doing)

[personal profile] mythmaker 2012-02-28 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
Melaka?

[She knows her home world is a bit strange, but she's not thinking about that right now.]

Yes, that would work for me. It makes sense for us to be paired, doesn't it?
makeitquick: (Colors of the Wind)

[personal profile] makeitquick 2012-02-28 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
-Good.

[Home.

She's going home.]


I'll... I'll protect you.
ledbythewind: (Uncertain Prince)

[Filtered]

[personal profile] ledbythewind 2012-02-28 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
I can't risk something like that happening with this person. He... isn't able to return to his own world.
mythmaker: (A little afraid)

[personal profile] mythmaker 2012-02-28 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
You...want me to go to your world?

[A dangerous sun, fish, demon monkeys, grabs...]

I understand. I'll be counting on you, then.
makeitquick: (Smoothie King)

[personal profile] makeitquick 2012-02-28 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
["I'm sorry."

...but she's not, not really]


Yeah. Trust me.

[That feels... so weird to say. But she won't survive knowing she could have been home and then not... going.]
emp3thy: ♬ NEUTRAL, THOUGHT | (scarf)

[personal profile] emp3thy 2012-02-28 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
[sure you wouldn't....]

Is this offer something we should keep secret?
falenandawn: (huh2)

[personal profile] falenandawn 2012-02-28 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? Do you deliberately choose which enclosure to place people in based on such qualities....?

[private]

[personal profile] hiken_ace 2012-02-28 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
... I don't volunteer, then. Keep me out of it.
mythmaker: (Disappointment)

[personal profile] mythmaker 2012-02-28 11:41 am (UTC)(link)
I do, of course. And it's only for a day, so...
penetrated: (i'm turning back)

[personal profile] penetrated 2012-02-28 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
E-ehe... that's not exactly encouraging. Would it take too long to ask exactly how it works?

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