[ it's called casual conversation, horner. learn to have it. or...perhaps just have it with someone who isn't buffy summers. ]

Beats me. I suspect I wouldn't be a fan of squirrel -- never mind how much meat they have -- [ and how the little girl knows that. ]

Anyway. Maybe it's not even true. I heard it from a guy who knows a guy who lives with a girl. In gossip terms, that's practically untraceable.