Monkey...would quite probably bring this entire operation of yours crashing down around our ears. Bad idea. Very bad idea, this monkey. You shoot him, aye? You shoot him and he comes back to life, again and again, and actually when you're in a bit of a mood that's his best feature but really the monkey would probably bring nothing but misery. And he steals worse'n a street beggar on festival day--a street beggar with an itchy right hand, I might add, and that's not figuring in all the times he's urinated in the jam pot.

Though I miss him, at times, when there's no one available to shoot with impunity.