malnosso: (The Eccentric)
malnosso ([personal profile] malnosso) wrote2010-09-15 09:49 pm
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[Voice/Locked to Luceti Inhabitants]

Greetings, once again!

It saddens me to say, but it seems we've had many new arrivals. I'm sure you've all noticed, by now. Most unfortunate. Why, I had almost all of your names memories. Yes, even that peculiar boy who- ah, I've lost it again. [Ahem.] And after all that trouble too! My, were it not for the Great One, we'd all be in a real pickle. I understand there were those of you courageous enough to free him from the very bowels of the planet itself. Ah, if only I could have been there with you! Alas. You have my sincerest and most heartfelt gratitude. Please, tell me your names and I shall arrange to have the finest of tea delivered to you posthaste!

But to business!

Firstly! Pets. Pets. My goodness, some of you have found some rather monstrous creatures, haven't you? Pokey-somethings, I believe. Most curious how they arrived! However, so many of you were so helpful, I feel as if I must do something to repay you in kind. Yes, pets, as I was saying. I shouldn't wonder if many of you had lovely furry beasts before being brought here. If it could be arranged, would they be wanted? Tell me! I'm quite curious to know.

Secondly! With all that upsetting business before, I never had a chance to thank those who fought those scoundrels on the battlefield. Your victory has been pivotal to our shared existence, you should know. But I wonder, are your training facilities adequate? Perhaps you need something with, aha, more bite to it, yes? Your thoughts are greatly appreciated.

I do believe that to be everything. Yes, I'm quite sure of that.

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[identity profile] refinedmaestro.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't think you Malnosso would appreciate fine music seeing as you delight in torturing us. But I will thank you for granting my request, at least you're kind enough to do that.

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[identity profile] refinedmaestro.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
If you don't enjoy torture, why do you keep us here like caged birds and find it amusing to put wings on our backs? If you can convince me otherwise, I may no longer consider you a threat.

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[identity profile] refinedmaestro.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
For our protection, is that your reason? Or is your true reason to making certain we don't do anything you Malnosso wouldn't like? After all, you allow us to keep our abilities from our home worlds and give us mild freedom to do as we please. If we take too much, you may not find that favorable and so you need to keep watch on us. Is that not correct, sir?