Seriously? 'Cause my momma always said--well at least she'd definitely say it if she'd ever gotten over being drunk off her ass and stupid as a cow--a girl should never really believe anything a vamp's gotta say 'bout their origins. You don't know how many I've dusted who all say they got a bite outta Jesus himself at the Crucifixion or whatever.

[she shakes her head] Sure, if you don't mind giving up something 'long the way. Don't know 'bout you, but I could definitely go without losing all my teeth or half my hair.