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Ladies, Gentleman. If you're new here, the name's CJ, I'm the RP Manager for your enclosure. A few months ago I mentioned you'd all be going on special, one-of-a-kind missions. Well, that day is today. Rather, today is a few days before that day. Right now you're probably all wondering, "Hey, where'd the last two days go? Where's my weekend? You bastards stole my weekend! I'll kill you all!"
Well, the sad news is, that's just life for you. One day you're planning to spend the weekend with your secretary, the next day, your boss is breathing down your neck to finish up your next project. Just be glad you didn't remember the weekend. Honestly, you don't want to know. Really, not kidding. You're better off this way.
Now, moving ahead, I'll direct your attention here. These are some new jobs that need doing and you people are the ones we want doing them. No, they aren't going anywhere, but you will be if you sign up. Archaeology and taxidermy. Two careers I bet you never thought would mean a damn in the real world.
More importantly, we need you to sign up for important missions. These aren't your run-of-the-mill jobs. This is the dangerous stuff. The kind that gets your blood pumping. Not for the faint of heart or the keen of mind. There's a good chance you might die out there. But my people say there's a good chance you won't, either. If these missions are pulled off successfully, everyone wins. If they don't, then you'll have the week off until you come back to life. Head over here and put your name in if you've got the balls to be a hero. I can't promise you'll be taken. Our Shift Researchers will do a compatibility check to see if you're safe to go out there. What does that involve? Hell if I know. Sometimes I think they're just rolling dice to see who goes.
One final note, before I go. I've had people in the other enclosures asking, "Hey there, what if we want a different reward? Special Shift for my house? Swell. But what about something a little more personal?" Well here's my answer: Shifting your body is reckless, dangerous, and absolutely stupid. But damn if it doesn't get results. Most of the Malnosso will tell you that these things are best left to temporary experiments. I'm here to tell you that science is about risks and damn the consequences. You want something special done? Talk to me and we'll come up with a price. I'll be damned if I don't like to do a little haggling.
That's all for now.
-CJ
Resident Perceptions Manager
[[OOC Note: For the second link to the Unique Missions, you need to reply to the mission of your choice with your character, indicating what role they are volunteering for. You may only volunteer ONE character for a mission, but you can choose multiple roles, so long as they are qualified. It may help to note your character's qualifications for that position, so please don't just pick something they are unsuited for. There will be opportunities for more missions in the future!
All comments on the mission post will be screened. Before the mission starts, we'll randomly select a team and make the results known to those selected. We'll have more details for the more technical details in a later mod post where you'll be able to ask questions there.]]
Well, the sad news is, that's just life for you. One day you're planning to spend the weekend with your secretary, the next day, your boss is breathing down your neck to finish up your next project. Just be glad you didn't remember the weekend. Honestly, you don't want to know. Really, not kidding. You're better off this way.
Now, moving ahead, I'll direct your attention here. These are some new jobs that need doing and you people are the ones we want doing them. No, they aren't going anywhere, but you will be if you sign up. Archaeology and taxidermy. Two careers I bet you never thought would mean a damn in the real world.
More importantly, we need you to sign up for important missions. These aren't your run-of-the-mill jobs. This is the dangerous stuff. The kind that gets your blood pumping. Not for the faint of heart or the keen of mind. There's a good chance you might die out there. But my people say there's a good chance you won't, either. If these missions are pulled off successfully, everyone wins. If they don't, then you'll have the week off until you come back to life. Head over here and put your name in if you've got the balls to be a hero. I can't promise you'll be taken. Our Shift Researchers will do a compatibility check to see if you're safe to go out there. What does that involve? Hell if I know. Sometimes I think they're just rolling dice to see who goes.
One final note, before I go. I've had people in the other enclosures asking, "Hey there, what if we want a different reward? Special Shift for my house? Swell. But what about something a little more personal?" Well here's my answer: Shifting your body is reckless, dangerous, and absolutely stupid. But damn if it doesn't get results. Most of the Malnosso will tell you that these things are best left to temporary experiments. I'm here to tell you that science is about risks and damn the consequences. You want something special done? Talk to me and we'll come up with a price. I'll be damned if I don't like to do a little haggling.
That's all for now.
-CJ
Resident Perceptions Manager
[[OOC Note: For the second link to the Unique Missions, you need to reply to the mission of your choice with your character, indicating what role they are volunteering for. You may only volunteer ONE character for a mission, but you can choose multiple roles, so long as they are qualified. It may help to note your character's qualifications for that position, so please don't just pick something they are unsuited for. There will be opportunities for more missions in the future!
All comments on the mission post will be screened. Before the mission starts, we'll randomly select a team and make the results known to those selected. We'll have more details for the more technical details in a later mod post where you'll be able to ask questions there.]]
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What kind of "results" are we talking about here?
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