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[malnosso]

What have you done with the shopkeepers?

The one that brings forward information regarding their disappearances will be rewarded. We will give you one thing you desperately desire from your home.

Comments

[noteatingcrowes.livejournal.com]

...Our captors, I assume?

[malnosso]

Ta-da.

[salvationfound.livejournal.com]

I believe we should be asking you that question.

[malnosso]

Don't play stupid, seraph. Several people twittered about the missing shopkeepers before everyone shut up; you all know something.

[silversnowfall]

...Shopkeepers?

[malnosso]

Keepers of shops? Ring a bell, Mrs. Osborne?

[fonon-professor.livejournal.com]

My, I didn't think you'd care that deeply about a few shopkeepers. Were they that important to you?

[malnosso]

We'll get specific for you then. Where is Tyr?

[pimpinwings.livejournal.com]

They got jealous of my sexiness and melted on the spot.

[malnosso]

Go away, idiot Chosen.

[chikaidestroyer]

So interested in your test subjects suddenly.

[malnosso]

Just because we don't chat doesn't mean we aren't interested.

Where are the shopkeepers, Mayor Silverberg?

[alliance-marine.livejournal.com]

Shouldn't you already know things like that?

[malnosso]

Clearly we don't. Tell us where they are, and maybe we'll give your sister back.

[private]

[goldenpathredux.livejournal.com]

What then if we only have a partial answer?

[private]

[malnosso]

We're generous.

[isshoniyume.livejournal.com]

What? But weren't you the ones who kidnapped them?

((uh maybe I missed smthg? ^^;))

[malnosso]

Because clearly we aren't asking about them here. Really. All of you are the most terrible liars we've ever seen.

[[ooc: here is where Jacob mentions John taking them, down at the very bottom of the entry, here is John giving an update on them and here is Jacob telling everyone about Tyr, again at the very bottom. o/]]

[flamesofazure.livejournal.com]

Perhaps if you could keep a better hold on your little "experiment", you wouldn't be loosing things.

I liked you all better when I could ignore you.

[malnosso]

Same. So do us both a favor and shut up, Princess.

[shieldinside.livejournal.com]

...Shopkeepers?

[malnosso]

Really.

[idle-magic.livejournal.com]

Why do you think we've done anything with them?

[malnosso]

Possibly because they aren't there.

[themoonuplifts.livejournal.com]

You guys really didn't take them? I was certain you did. Who else could've done something to them?

[malnosso]

The little snakes in the grass, Sailor Moon. And we think you all know about it and are just being...uncooperative.

[knightofratatosk]

Why would we do something like that?

[malnosso]

Unless you're interested in our offer, shut up.

[trueknight]

And here I thought you guys were on top of everything.

[malnosso]

Clearly we aren't. Our incompetence stuns even us sometimes.

Unless you have something useful to contribute, Yuri, go back to fucking your girlfriend and praying she doesn't conceive. Though we'll be praying for the opposite; we need another infantile test subject, and you cross-breeders are just more than happy to provide.

[7bladesword.livejournal.com]

You sure you didn't just misplace them?

[malnosso]

Possibly where you misplaced your common sense.

[death-orange.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't you like to know.

[malnosso]

Childish as usual.

[chained-dog.livejournal.com]

You've lost them?

Interesting.

[malnosso]

You or your little helpers have done something with them.

[necromance-this.livejournal.com]

Really... Our almighty, supreme overlords can't even keep track of a few shopkeepers? Shouldn't you know this sort of thing?

[malnosso]

We all make mistakes, Balfour.

[whiporkindness.livejournal.com]

Even if we did know, what makes you think we'd tell you?

[malnosso]

Thus the offer, dolt.

[lezareno_prez]

Wouldn't that question be better directed at someone who could actually answer it?

[malnosso]

Because we do so enjoy wasting our time on you ingrates.

[selenic-soul.livejournal.com]

Since when did you care about anyone down here?

[malnosso]

We don't.

[grinnvalesti.livejournal.com]

Why are they more important than anyone else? You seem to have little concern for the captives here.

[malnosso]

They're worth far more than you.

[corrinesbell]

[she's just kind of laughing]

Losing track of your own experiments? Took you long enough.