malnosso: (The Eccentric)
malnosso ([personal profile] malnosso) wrote2012-02-26 04:38 pm
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[Locked to Residents]

My goodness, has it really been so long since I've contacted all of you? Well, let's not be parted for so long again. I do miss our conversations, after all. You're all such terribly interesting people! But before all that, I'm going to have to ask you all to calm down first. I'm sure you all are fired up about that dreadful love business. Yes, yes, it's quite necessary, I'm afraid. I wasn't involved this time, but rest assured, the data collected will be of incredible value to those finding a way to increase the understanding of Shifts. The more we know, the less time you're here!

Now then! I do have exciting news. After all, I wouldn't prattle away about nothing, would I? Ho ho, of course not. Now then, I'm sure many of you have often wondered what becomes of people born in this world. After all, how can they return to their original world if they have none? Well the answer is: they can't! There's nowhere for them to go! Or at least, that's the problem that has stumped us all for decades! Well. That problem is no longer a concern. As some of you may recall, my last experiment of this nature was... ahem, disastrous. I do apologize for that, but I am absolutely certain it will work this time. After all, the Great One has been most generous in assisting me with my work.

Of course, I am not merely telling you all this for your own excitement. Now that I'm no longer the leader of the organization, I don't quite have the ah, resources I once had. I need volunteers to test it. Now, none of you were born in this world- save for our dear little Sophie, adorable little thing, but that doesn't matter! What I require is for pairs of people to volunteer. One person shall offer their own world as a destination. The second person shall be Shifted so that their 'anchor world' will be the same as their partners. The two will then be sent off to that world for a full day. It's not a permanent trip home, mind you. It's tricky business, that. But it shall be enough to ensure the project's success! And perhaps do a little sightseeing while you're there!

I do hope you'll be able to put behind you some of your unfortunate feelings towards me so that we might work together. This benefits more than just the many, many poor souls born to this world. There are, after all, many people within Luceti and the world outside that simply have no home to return to. Returning to be dead is dreadful business, wouldn't you say? Imagine the possibility of choosing a new life after death, in some other new and exciting world! It may very well be a reality some day! Perhaps not in our current lifetimes, but certainly within our next!

Ahem. In any case, trials shall begin next month. Please do consider it! If you remain interested, you shall be contacted then!
selphie_t: (Ummmm... right.)

[personal profile] selphie_t 2012-02-26 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Considering that you're the only "management" I've known and I don't know anything about what happened the first time I was here, you're the only "management" that I've ever had any experienced.
selphie_t: (huh pt 2)

[personal profile] selphie_t 2012-02-27 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
There for all of what exactly?
selphie_t: (blank)

[personal profile] selphie_t 2012-02-27 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
How long ago did that all of that happen?
selphie_t: (blank)

[personal profile] selphie_t 2012-02-27 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
Is there someone in the Village who would remember all of that?
selphie_t: (huh pt 2)

[personal profile] selphie_t 2012-02-27 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Who are they?
selphie_t: (bitch please)

[personal profile] selphie_t 2012-02-28 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Then why did you even mention them in the first place if you're worried about their free time or lack thereof?