[Voice]

[malnosso]

[The message starts out with the voice of a man with a sing-song sort of voice, flamboyant and malicious. So begins his cruel spiel.]

Hello~

It's been such a long time since we've talked, little mice. You're all just brimming with little secrets now, aren't you? You must all feel so terribly clever. How quaint.

But my, so many new faces. Has it really been so long? Ah well~ I'm simply happy to be back with you all. I do hope you won't mind having a little fun. For old time's sake. Try to pay no mind to idle gossip. You can never be sure what to believe. Even when you hear it from us. The fun starts at midnight. Here's hoping you can, a hah, handle it. It's not as though you have a choice.

I'm back, little subjects. And this time I'm staying. ♥

[ooc: for those of you wondering, this is a blast from the past.]

Comments

[magentarific]

So are we mice or rats? [ She noticed other people getting called rats. ] Personally I like guinea pigs if you have to pick a rodent reference.

[ At least this guy's upfront about being a monster though. ]

[malnosso]

They're all rodents. I can't be bothered to care.

[magentarific]

Doesn't that make you a crappy scientist then if you're not even paying attention to your test group?

[ Yes Yuri taunt the guy with threats... she figures he's not going to back off or change his plans either way though ]

[malnosso]

Is that all? I expected more, Yuri~

[magentarific]

Why would I do more? You're not going to change your mind about anything, I don't actually know who you are but you seem pretty upfront about how you see us compared to the others, and I'd be wasting witty quips that could be used for someone who deserves them. You're not exactly giving me anything to work with either. "Idle gossip"? What, are you guys going to start talking behind our backs to stir things up? You try harder and I will.

[malnosso]

Perhaps you're smarter than I thought. ♥

[magentarific]

Only about 45% of me is stupid, obviously.

[ That's still a lot. ]

[malnosso]

One day we'll take you apart and find out what the rest is.

[magentarific]

First time for everything. I'll even save you on drugs, you don't have to anesthetize me or anything if you guys actually bother with that.

[malnosso]

How generous of you. ♥

[magentarific]

Right? Feel free to leave a gift basket on my doorstep as thanks.