[Voice]

[malnosso]

[The message starts out with the voice of a man with a sing-song sort of voice, flamboyant and malicious. So begins his cruel spiel.]

Hello~

It's been such a long time since we've talked, little mice. You're all just brimming with little secrets now, aren't you? You must all feel so terribly clever. How quaint.

But my, so many new faces. Has it really been so long? Ah well~ I'm simply happy to be back with you all. I do hope you won't mind having a little fun. For old time's sake. Try to pay no mind to idle gossip. You can never be sure what to believe. Even when you hear it from us. The fun starts at midnight. Here's hoping you can, a hah, handle it. It's not as though you have a choice.

I'm back, little subjects. And this time I'm staying. ♥

[ooc: for those of you wondering, this is a blast from the past.]

Comments

[castbytheglyph]

Hey now, no need to be like that you big spoilsport. We're having a blast here!

Sooo you said you're back, yeah? Wanna tell me why you ended up leaving or whatever for us newbies out there? Oh, and tell me how you said that weird thing after 'staying'! That went right over my head!

[How the heck are you pronouncing heart symbols.]

[malnosso]

I suspect most things do.

[His ♥s sound a bit like a 'mmmhmmm' or something. Maybe.]

[castbytheglyph]

Well yeah, I'm pretty short compared to most guys! It would suck if things didn't go over me, I'd be slamming into door frames all over the place.

[Well that definitely adds to the creepy, flamboyant vibe.]

Are you a tall guy, Count? Must be a drag having to find clothes big enough to fit.