[Voice]

[malnosso]

[The message starts out with the voice of a man with a sing-song sort of voice, flamboyant and malicious. So begins his cruel spiel.]

Hello~

It's been such a long time since we've talked, little mice. You're all just brimming with little secrets now, aren't you? You must all feel so terribly clever. How quaint.

But my, so many new faces. Has it really been so long? Ah well~ I'm simply happy to be back with you all. I do hope you won't mind having a little fun. For old time's sake. Try to pay no mind to idle gossip. You can never be sure what to believe. Even when you hear it from us. The fun starts at midnight. Here's hoping you can, a hah, handle it. It's not as though you have a choice.

I'm back, little subjects. And this time I'm staying. ♥

[ooc: for those of you wondering, this is a blast from the past.]

Comments

[quicktoanger]

"Ah, he got off to a tacky start, sure, but we all have off-days. At least he isn't monologuing."

[talentsgirl]

That's true. He was fairly to the point.

[quicktoanger]

"Besides, we don't even have his picture. What if he has a moustache and isn't twirling it? I think that'd be worth some credit."

[talentsgirl]

It could be one of those small tacky Hitler mustaches? What if he's just stroking it evilly?

[quicktoanger]

"Well, okay, once you have a Hitler mustache you pretty much lose by default. Still, maybe he has some sort of tragic past that makes up for everything and he really just wants to be loved."

[talentsgirl]

[An audable pause.]

Does that mean we can't call him Snidley Whiplash?

[quicktoanger]

"Not until he ties somebody to railroad tracks. So far he's got more of a Q thing going on anyway.

Except not played by John De Lancie, so he isn't funny or endearing in any way."

[talentsgirl]

I don't know... "Q" just doesn't have the same ring to it. It's all one syllable. One syllable-y?

[quicktoanger]

"Yeah, and plus, like I said, not funny at all. Let's see. Boring, cliche evil scientist, acts like he's a big deal because he can mess with people, but really kind of an insecure chump...

... Von Doom?"

[talentsgirl]

Too... fantastic.

[Yes, she is going to be difficult about this until you either come up with the perfect name which she can not dispute, or they go back to Snidley. Come on. It's Snidley how fun is that to say?]