malnosso: (The Commandant)
malnosso ([personal profile] malnosso) wrote2011-08-23 09:21 pm
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Attention, Region Six. A draft is scheduled to commence on August 25th for five days following. Your location will be the West Central Ocean, en route to Kano Harbour via three ships. Choose a suitable captain for each, and the pilots will be programmed to follow your orders. Don't waste my time with incompetence, either. Put in charge only those who deserve it.

These are the residents who have been selected to participate.

[As usual, the list posted HERE is offered in text form, sans the mun names.]

Your mission is to protect the cargo ship above all else. Within three days you will reach your destination. Opposition numbers, rank, and skill are impossible to predict, however, their equipment often prevents them from attacking at night. Remain on guard, but take advantage of the respite you may receive by night. Upon reaching the harbour, the cargo will be unloaded. You are to continue protecting it until it is safely out of range of their attacks. I would advise against swimming unless you want to die.

For those of you who were involved in the last draft, I have only one thing to say: your performance was acceptable.

Over and out.

[Once again, the commandant will not reply to anything but draft-related questions or particularly inspiring comments, so if you're looking for a response, be sure to give her something worth answering!]
originaljackass: (Smoking kills)

[voice]

[personal profile] originaljackass 2011-08-24 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
[For as much as he thinks Archie is kind of simple, he does think his opinion on this matter is somewhat important.]

Alright. If your captain gets a ship, I'll give him a shot, then. I'll be packing the heat. Machine guns, gatling guns, maybe some other toys that will make your cannons look like pea shooters.

[Jack was quite pleased to find that his super strength made it possible for him to hold very big guns and use them without having to worry about kickback.]
simplestgift: (Lt. Snarky)

[voice]

[personal profile] simplestgift 2011-08-24 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
We would be happy to have you aboard. [Spoken without the slightest bit of sarcasm. He knows Jack is good. Differences can be put aside for this.]
originaljackass: originaljackass @ LJ (Lock and load)

[voice]

[personal profile] originaljackass 2011-08-24 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
Just see to it I don't have to play surgeon again.
simplestgift: (sidelong sarcastic)

[voice]

[personal profile] simplestgift 2011-08-24 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
Of course not.

[He's not sure if that's concern or jerkassery, but his answer is the same either way.]