malnosso: (The Eccentric)
malnosso ([personal profile] malnosso) wrote2010-09-15 09:49 pm
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[Voice/Locked to Luceti Inhabitants]

Greetings, once again!

It saddens me to say, but it seems we've had many new arrivals. I'm sure you've all noticed, by now. Most unfortunate. Why, I had almost all of your names memories. Yes, even that peculiar boy who- ah, I've lost it again. [Ahem.] And after all that trouble too! My, were it not for the Great One, we'd all be in a real pickle. I understand there were those of you courageous enough to free him from the very bowels of the planet itself. Ah, if only I could have been there with you! Alas. You have my sincerest and most heartfelt gratitude. Please, tell me your names and I shall arrange to have the finest of tea delivered to you posthaste!

But to business!

Firstly! Pets. Pets. My goodness, some of you have found some rather monstrous creatures, haven't you? Pokey-somethings, I believe. Most curious how they arrived! However, so many of you were so helpful, I feel as if I must do something to repay you in kind. Yes, pets, as I was saying. I shouldn't wonder if many of you had lovely furry beasts before being brought here. If it could be arranged, would they be wanted? Tell me! I'm quite curious to know.

Secondly! With all that upsetting business before, I never had a chance to thank those who fought those scoundrels on the battlefield. Your victory has been pivotal to our shared existence, you should know. But I wonder, are your training facilities adequate? Perhaps you need something with, aha, more bite to it, yes? Your thoughts are greatly appreciated.

I do believe that to be everything. Yes, I'm quite sure of that.

[Voice]

[identity profile] vulcanblazer.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Are you suggesting an upgrade to the barracks, or somethin'?

[Voice]

[identity profile] vulcanblazer.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
[He pauses to think for a good few moments.]

Well, I know some people would like better archery or gun ranges. Maybe stuff with moving targets. People could probably use it to practice magic, too.

...But as for me? Training dummies that are tougher and more durable would be nice too. ...Maybe a big room people can use for sparring too, though that might be pretty hard with the kind of power some of us throw around. I can understand if that can't happen.

[Voice]

[identity profile] vulcanblazer.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
Considering I can punch through a rock without much trouble... yeah, pretty much.

[Voice]

[identity profile] vulcanblazer.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, though that sort of power's what you gotta develop for. ...And I guess maybe a more normal gym for people who want to keep in shape but don't necessarily fight. That might be good for people too.

[Voice]

[identity profile] vulcanblazer.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
...I never said anything about shorts.

[Voice]

[identity profile] vulcanblazer.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
Trust me, neither would I.

Thanks, Catherine.