malnosso: (The Eccentric)
malnosso ([personal profile] malnosso) wrote2010-09-15 09:49 pm
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[Voice/Locked to Luceti Inhabitants]

Greetings, once again!

It saddens me to say, but it seems we've had many new arrivals. I'm sure you've all noticed, by now. Most unfortunate. Why, I had almost all of your names memories. Yes, even that peculiar boy who- ah, I've lost it again. [Ahem.] And after all that trouble too! My, were it not for the Great One, we'd all be in a real pickle. I understand there were those of you courageous enough to free him from the very bowels of the planet itself. Ah, if only I could have been there with you! Alas. You have my sincerest and most heartfelt gratitude. Please, tell me your names and I shall arrange to have the finest of tea delivered to you posthaste!

But to business!

Firstly! Pets. Pets. My goodness, some of you have found some rather monstrous creatures, haven't you? Pokey-somethings, I believe. Most curious how they arrived! However, so many of you were so helpful, I feel as if I must do something to repay you in kind. Yes, pets, as I was saying. I shouldn't wonder if many of you had lovely furry beasts before being brought here. If it could be arranged, would they be wanted? Tell me! I'm quite curious to know.

Secondly! With all that upsetting business before, I never had a chance to thank those who fought those scoundrels on the battlefield. Your victory has been pivotal to our shared existence, you should know. But I wonder, are your training facilities adequate? Perhaps you need something with, aha, more bite to it, yes? Your thoughts are greatly appreciated.

I do believe that to be everything. Yes, I'm quite sure of that.

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[identity profile] polishrule.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Is it a big house or something?

[Wait will he seriously get a pony, oh my gosh hold his distrust.]

A cute one! Can I really get one?

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[identity profile] polishrule.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
I thought all homes were bigger than people unless you're a giant

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I had four ponies at home. One was a brown one named Rue. She's a really quiet pony but really cute and adorable and loving and likes carrots and apples and sugar cubes. If I can't have all my ponies I want Rue

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[identity profile] polishrule.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
You're really weird

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Will I really get Rue? She's a really cute and awesome pony!

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[identity profile] polishrule.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
I'M NOT WEIRD
Edited 2010-09-16 03:49 (UTC)

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[identity profile] polishrule.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Only weird people are weird