[Voice]

[malnosso]

[The message starts out with the voice of a man with a sing-song sort of voice, flamboyant and malicious. So begins his cruel spiel.]

Hello~

It's been such a long time since we've talked, little mice. You're all just brimming with little secrets now, aren't you? You must all feel so terribly clever. How quaint.

But my, so many new faces. Has it really been so long? Ah well~ I'm simply happy to be back with you all. I do hope you won't mind having a little fun. For old time's sake. Try to pay no mind to idle gossip. You can never be sure what to believe. Even when you hear it from us. The fun starts at midnight. Here's hoping you can, a hah, handle it. It's not as though you have a choice.

I'm back, little subjects. And this time I'm staying. ♥

[ooc: for those of you wondering, this is a blast from the past.]

Comments

[malnosso]

Now why would a mouse need my name? I'd rather not have you tarnish it~

You may call me the Count.

[castbytheglyph]

I dunno! It's probably a good idea that mice learn your name though, all they do is squeak so talking must get really confusing. Oh, and they eat lots of cheese!

[Plus mice are all fluffy and cute and so on, so forth. But enough about that.]

Hey there 'the Count', that's a nice name! Totally goes with the whole mysterious thing I said before, kinda lacking in the happy department though. How about 'the Sunny Count'! Smile, it's the Sunny Count, here to brighten up your day! ... Ooor midnight, brighten up your midnight.

[malnosso]

My, you're chatty.

[castbytheglyph]

Aww thanks! But you're a pretty fun guy to talk to yourself County, all sing-songy and stuff.

Sooo where'd you come back from anyhoo, didja go on vacation?

[malnosso]

It's far too complicated for you to understand.

[castbytheglyph]

Awww don't be like that, I can totally get wherever it is you're coming from! Uh, came from. Yeah!

If it's a super secret dealie then I can even throw a filter up for you 'the Sunny Count'!

[malnosso]

No thank you~

[castbytheglyph]

Hmm... Don't worry, I think I get where you're coming from now.

You were off on one of those spa holidays and your trunks fell down in front of everyone, huh? I can kiiinda get why you wouldn't want to let that get out.

[Now that wasn't complicated at all!]

[malnosso]

You've already bored me. How disappointing.

[castbytheglyph]

Hey now, no need to be like that you big spoilsport. We're having a blast here!

Sooo you said you're back, yeah? Wanna tell me why you ended up leaving or whatever for us newbies out there? Oh, and tell me how you said that weird thing after 'staying'! That went right over my head!

[How the heck are you pronouncing heart symbols.]

[malnosso]

I suspect most things do.

[His ♥s sound a bit like a 'mmmhmmm' or something. Maybe.]

[castbytheglyph]

Well yeah, I'm pretty short compared to most guys! It would suck if things didn't go over me, I'd be slamming into door frames all over the place.

[Well that definitely adds to the creepy, flamboyant vibe.]

Are you a tall guy, Count? Must be a drag having to find clothes big enough to fit.