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[Appearing on the journals is a written message as follows. A voice option is provided for a computerized reading of the text.]

Attention Luceti Residents.

The following names are being called to participate in a strike against the cultist hordes:
[the names listed here appear on the journal.]

All subjects are required to arrive at the tunnels at 8AM on the 27th of March for deployment. All listed individuals are required to be present. Subjects will then be escorted to TERRACE for battle preparation and further details.

Target will be Region One, a former Malnosso stronghold, presently in cultist hands. Subjects are advised to prepare for combat in forested areas. Further information will be made available at TERRACE. Questions and answers will not be provided at this time.

[The Malnosso will not reply to this message, but everyone is free to use this post to discuss among themselves, whether using voice options on the journal or doing action threads.]

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So something golden and covered with horns. I think I can manage that much.

Very, very horny. That's the best sort.

It'll suit you better for being so horny.

The horniest. Indeed.

I do not think there is a hornier individual in the entire village.

I will not write what I am thinking as I do not wish to be stabbed in the kidney by an irate mortal who has no sense of self preservation.

Write away- it is not as though I can stab you from here, nor could you hear me curse your name.

Besides. Rule one: Do no harm. And the unwritten portion: Even if they're smug little bastards.

My mother raised me better than that, I'm afraid.

But I am thinking it very, very loudly.

All my pity for the telepaths within range. X-rated thoughts shouted at them is terribly rude, don't you think?

That's why they get for poking about in my massive, powerful mind.

Better than being poked at by something else of yours that you would say is equally massive and powerful.

You wicked creature, have you been spying? I'm a taken man, you know.

Unconscious gods do not undress themselves- but no. I just know you well enough to assume you would say such things of your natural endowments.

Aha, I knew it.

Please. I do not brag. 'Tis only the simple truth.

Somehow I doubt that.

I'd offer to remove all doubt, but as I said. I'm a taken man.

I'll simply ask her opinion of it at a later date. Out of medical curiosity, of course. It'd be terrible for you to come into surgery and leave with less than you have.

You shocking woman. If that's the sort of surgeon you are, I think I'll sew up all my own little cuts from now on.

Now why on earth would you be cut up down there, Loki?

A gentleman does not tell stories of his adventures.

Tease. I must live vicariously through someone and here you are denying me that.

Should I be the one you speak to on this subject? I thought it was the sort of thing women spoke of when you're off on your quests together in the restroom.

I don't know your lady so well as to speak of such things with her and anyone else that I might discuss the matter with is either all but family to me- making it somewhat awkward for them, or having relations with someone that is all but family to me- or without anyone with which to have relations.

I'm so sorry, darling, but you're it.

You poor thing.

I know. It's terrible.

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