[Voice]

[malnosso]

[This voice may sound very, very familiar to some residents.]

Oh goodness!

My my, so! I imagine all of you are wondering what's going on here! I know, we don't contact you very much, but gracious me this should change! Yes. Yes, the best working relationships rely on communication and such and lovely things like that. So I shall be communicating with you, and some day we'll have some semblance of a professional acquaintance.

Possibly.

Oh, but of course the Great One has spoken to you concerning our offer! I heard that he would from the previous management, yes, and the Great One is nothing if not thorough! Naturally, I imagine he informed you of the circumstances of the agreement, but for those of you unfortunate enough to miss an audience with him, I shall summarize!

You will be contracted to fight in various skirmishes to which we will transport you in exchange for more modern accommodations within your enclosure (electricity/energy, appliances, central lighting and heat) and perhaps an end to the experimentation, if all goes well. Naturally, when you are out we will provide you with world-class accommodations! Anything your heart could desire for your quarters- well, within reason. We're not miracle workers after all! [Have a joyful laugh!]

Likewise, if you require special tools or vehicles for battle, we will do our best to provide those as well. You need only ask!

So, I ask of you, are you interested? It would be wonderful if we could put an end to all this!

Comments

[voice | private]

[blue-velocity.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's you again! Huh, didn't think we'd hear from you again this soon.

So this "special tools" bit you're talking about. Could you throw in a Chaos Emerald or, hell, seven for me? 'Might make a battle much easier, if you're interested in that kinda thing, heh.

[voice | private]

[malnosso]

Oh goodness, those are so difficult to recreate, let alone construct...hm! I shall request a team to look into it immediately, but we will do our best. It would be extremely useful to have you in top form, after all!

[voice | private]

[blue-velocity.livejournal.com]

Heh, thanks! I'd be fine without 'em too, but hey, every bit helps! It'd be sweet just to run at full speed again.

It's just us against them? You aren't sendin' any of your own people out there to fight?

[voice | private]

[malnosso]

Oh goodness no, not alongside you. They'd simply be in the way.

[voice | private]

[blue-velocity.livejournal.com]

But they're out there somewhere else? I'll fight the fight, sure, but I wanna know if they're doin' their share.

[voice | private]

[malnosso]

Ha ha ha! When I meet you, I will provide you with snapshots and video and whatever your heart may desire! ...of course, this can be fabricated...

My, Mr. Sonic, you certainly drive a hard bargain!

[voice | private]

[blue-velocity.livejournal.com]

... Heh, I kinda like you. Just call me Sonic, no need for all the formal stuff.

If it's that much trouble, then don't worry 'bout it. You want a win outta all this, right? Then no problem, nothin' less than the best from me.

[voice | private]

[malnosso]

Oh gracious- you are so very kind, Sonic! I do appreciate your help, I do. It will be a great honor to work with you!