[Voice]

[malnosso]

[This voice may sound very, very familiar to some residents.]

Oh goodness!

My my, so! I imagine all of you are wondering what's going on here! I know, we don't contact you very much, but gracious me this should change! Yes. Yes, the best working relationships rely on communication and such and lovely things like that. So I shall be communicating with you, and some day we'll have some semblance of a professional acquaintance.

Possibly.

Oh, but of course the Great One has spoken to you concerning our offer! I heard that he would from the previous management, yes, and the Great One is nothing if not thorough! Naturally, I imagine he informed you of the circumstances of the agreement, but for those of you unfortunate enough to miss an audience with him, I shall summarize!

You will be contracted to fight in various skirmishes to which we will transport you in exchange for more modern accommodations within your enclosure (electricity/energy, appliances, central lighting and heat) and perhaps an end to the experimentation, if all goes well. Naturally, when you are out we will provide you with world-class accommodations! Anything your heart could desire for your quarters- well, within reason. We're not miracle workers after all! [Have a joyful laugh!]

Likewise, if you require special tools or vehicles for battle, we will do our best to provide those as well. You need only ask!

So, I ask of you, are you interested? It would be wonderful if we could put an end to all this!

Comments

[Voice / Unhackable]

[malnosso]

[.......

Oh for the love of-]

...What are you doing, Bil.

[Voice / Unhackable]

[malnosso]

[There is a very audible, very excited squeak of unadulterated mirth.]

It's you!

[Voice]

[soldierofluck.livejournal.com]

The Great One? [New Feather is new.]

[Voice]

[malnosso]

Yes! Oh yes, he's so very impressive, he really is.

[Voice]

[hageshii]

I'm in.

[Voice]

[malnosso]

Thank you sir! You're so very kind, I do appreciate your cooperation!

[chikaidestroyer]

[...Well. Albert certainly wasn't expecting you.]

You are speaking for the Malnosso scientists now?

[malnosso]

Well of course! They work for me.

[nottanzanite.livejournal.com]

Who are our opponents in this battle?

[malnosso]

The cult! Those nasty brutes who can't do any thinking or hoping and only insist that we must all ritualistically pull out our guts in order to stop the pain.

Honestly! How dull, how absolutely fatalistic. Really, you die a few times and some people think it's the end of sanity as we know it. Silly things.

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

No. Not at all. Killing isn't worth a few luxuries.

[Voice]

[malnosso]

Oh goodness me sir, I knew you would respond in such a manner.

I do wish you would lend us your aid though! You are so very capable.

[markofthebrave]

You're one of the ones responsible for this experimentation?

[malnosso]

Why yes! Yes I am. Hello there, my dear!

Oh goodness, what lovely hair you have. I do love brunettes. Or was it blonds...?

[ahappylie.livejournal.com]

And what if the luxuries you offer are ones we see no need for? It rather defeats the perks of your offer, doesn't it?

[malnosso]

I suppose there's not much there for you, but I do hope you would consider contributing your gifts all the same! It really is for the greater good, after all; I would be so very sad should the enclosure fall to these people, that would be just terrible.

[Voice]

[derek-bliss.livejournal.com]

[Derek has nothing to say just yet, but you can bet he's listening.]

[Voice]

[malnosso]

Come now, speak up! My ears, they aren't what they used to be.

[vulcanblazer.livejournal.com]

You again? ...So it was true then.

...How much danger are the civilians outside in right now? Will our contributions be in aiding them, or just the organization?

[malnosso]

Considerable danger, yes! I'm not sure how to prove it to you with only this, though...hmmmmmmmm.

[inabook]

You're really going to do that...?

[malnosso]

Of course! You have my word, my dear.

[13th_captain]

If you're recruiting, then sign me up. I'm getting tired of rotting away doing nothing.

[malnosso]

Lovely! Thank you for your assistance, Mr. Thanatos!

[yellowthirteen.livejournal.com]

...I plan on fighting. But I'm a pilot. If you want me as a member of your war effort, I need a fighter aircraft.

During my time serving in the Federal Erusian Air Force, I flew a Sukhoi Su-37. I can make due with another fighter aircraft if there's no other choice. Depending on the resistance we face, I'll need different sorts of ordinance for it as well. Can you get that for me?

[malnosso]

Yes! When we require your assistance we'll have your Sukhoi ready in a hangar for you, and will provide for you a refueling station and proper accommodations for a safe takeoff!

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

... Special tools, huh.

[malnosso]

Yes!

Well, within reason. There are some things we cannot do, after all.

[Voice]

[screw-the-rules.livejournal.com]

What about an end to the power limits in here, any chance of that?

[Voice]

[malnosso]

Gracious, why would you require that? No no, I can't condone fighting amongst yourselves!

[miamijustice.livejournal.com]

And who are you speaking on the behalf of?

[malnosso]

Why, the Organization of course!

[Voice]

[unseenspy.livejournal.com]

An end to the experimentation would be nice. Or better yet, a way home.

I have already volunteered to participate...if only to ensure my own survival.

[Voice]

[malnosso]

I would love to provide you with both, my dear lad, but I'm afraid there's much work to be done to get either of those. [A sad sigh.]

[voice]

[chronica.livejournal.com]

I have an important question for you.

[voice]

[malnosso]

By all means!

[one-green-eye.livejournal.com]

Who the hell is the Great One?

[malnosso]

[There is a long, long silence before the voice whispers,] You...you don't know of him?

[Voice]

[soccerfanboy.livejournal.com]

[Oh hey HE KNOWS THAT VOICE! The words are kind of long and boring and he zones out for a bit in the middle, but there's no doubting who it is.]

Catherine!!! Is that you? How've you been, man?

[Voice]

[malnosso]

[He sounds extremely overjoyed to be speaking with a friend!] Gracious, very well! Things are looking up!

And yourself, Daisuke?

voice.

[expromission.livejournal.com]

And who are you, to request such things?

voice.

[malnosso]

Oh dear, was I rude?

By all means, ignore me if you are uninterested! I wouldn't wish to cause you any undue distress!

[chikyu-sakura.livejournal.com]

... Rokkaku ninja do not contract to just anyone.

[malnosso]

And for good reason! No, I would not expect your cooperation for just anything.

Please, if there's anything you would like, or anything you wish to ask, by all means!

[ voice ]

[notvader.livejournal.com]

Special tools. [ he echos and there's a moment of silence before he asks-- ] I can have my lightsaber back?

[ voice ]

[malnosso]

Of course! [And his lightsaber appears on his lap!]

[Voice]

[38thdefender.livejournal.com]

I'll fight for you, but only under two conditions. First, you put an immediate stop to the experiments. Second, you share your information with us and work with us as equals, instead of treating us like animals.

[Voice]

[malnosso]

Oh dear...I'm truly sorry, but I cannot do either at this point in time.

Really, this is regrettable. Now I must make do without your help...

[voice | private]

[blue-velocity.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's you again! Huh, didn't think we'd hear from you again this soon.

So this "special tools" bit you're talking about. Could you throw in a Chaos Emerald or, hell, seven for me? 'Might make a battle much easier, if you're interested in that kinda thing, heh.

[voice | private]

[malnosso]

Oh goodness, those are so difficult to recreate, let alone construct...hm! I shall request a team to look into it immediately, but we will do our best. It would be extremely useful to have you in top form, after all!