![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
Entry tags:
[Voice]
[This voice may sound very, very familiar to some residents.]
Oh goodness!
My my, so! I imagine all of you are wondering what's going on here! I know, we don't contact you very much, but gracious me this should change! Yes. Yes, the best working relationships rely on communication and such and lovely things like that. So I shall be communicating with you, and some day we'll have some semblance of a professional acquaintance.
Possibly.
Oh, but of course the Great One has spoken to you concerning our offer! I heard that he would from the previous management, yes, and the Great One is nothing if not thorough! Naturally, I imagine he informed you of the circumstances of the agreement, but for those of you unfortunate enough to miss an audience with him, I shall summarize!
You will be contracted to fight in various skirmishes to which we will transport you in exchange for more modern accommodations within your enclosure (electricity/energy, appliances, central lighting and heat) and perhaps an end to the experimentation, if all goes well. Naturally, when you are out we will provide you with world-class accommodations! Anything your heart could desire for your quarters- well, within reason. We're not miracle workers after all! [Have a joyful laugh!]
Likewise, if you require special tools or vehicles for battle, we will do our best to provide those as well. You need only ask!
So, I ask of you, are you interested? It would be wonderful if we could put an end to all this!
Oh goodness!
My my, so! I imagine all of you are wondering what's going on here! I know, we don't contact you very much, but gracious me this should change! Yes. Yes, the best working relationships rely on communication and such and lovely things like that. So I shall be communicating with you, and some day we'll have some semblance of a professional acquaintance.
Possibly.
Oh, but of course the Great One has spoken to you concerning our offer! I heard that he would from the previous management, yes, and the Great One is nothing if not thorough! Naturally, I imagine he informed you of the circumstances of the agreement, but for those of you unfortunate enough to miss an audience with him, I shall summarize!
You will be contracted to fight in various skirmishes to which we will transport you in exchange for more modern accommodations within your enclosure (electricity/energy, appliances, central lighting and heat) and perhaps an end to the experimentation, if all goes well. Naturally, when you are out we will provide you with world-class accommodations! Anything your heart could desire for your quarters- well, within reason. We're not miracle workers after all! [Have a joyful laugh!]
Likewise, if you require special tools or vehicles for battle, we will do our best to provide those as well. You need only ask!
So, I ask of you, are you interested? It would be wonderful if we could put an end to all this!
[Voice]
[Private]
What were you going to suggest? Because if I was going to suggest something, it would be a convenient prison. Like the tunnels, only something usable.
Or maybe just turn teleporting off. That would be great.
[Private]
[Private]
... say, you want us in top fighting form, right?
[Private]
[Private]
[Private]
[Private]
[Private]
[Private]
Maybe I'll just wait for you guys to work out the kinks on that then.
[Private]
[Private]
If my friends Toph, Katara, and Zuko agree to go... make sure I'm there with them, alright?
[Private]
Do, however, try to remind me should their names come up without yours. There are so many of you to remember!
[Private]
By the way, I dunno if you guys forgot, but you've had Stitch kidnapped for a long time. Any chance you could let him go soon?
[Private]
[Private]
[Private]
[Private]
[Private]
Goodness! No, I would not, I would never authorize such a thing! When was he taken?!
[Private]
Aren't you the ones responsible for the kidnappings?