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Welcome ladies, gentlemen, to the Malnosso Assigment and Reward Center. That stands for MARS. Center may not start with an S, but it damn well should, once you sound it out. The Luceti program, that's you lot, was set up to include the best of the best. Heroes, geniuses, and all you other people. Special's the word the people in charge like to use. Me? Call me C.J. I'm the R.P. Manager for the Malnosso. That's 'Resident Perceptions' for those of you wondering. My job is to make life for you lot better than it has been. I won't lie, there's been a little mismanagement in the past and some hurt feelings. So have an olive branch or two. Hell, I'll even send you an olive tree if it will make you feel better.
Now, hold your place in the book. Now flip to the back. [This will be found in the back of the book.] That's right, those are the assignments we've got for you. My buddy Bil- that's Cathy for you people, gave a little hint about this earlier. We're late. Ran into some issues. Had to fire most of the senior staff. But we've worked out all the kinks, set up the delivery system, and MARS is ready to go
Almost ready to go. Fact of the matter is, this is only an announcement. You can sign up to your heart's content, but the missions won't start until November 1st. Ran into a time conflict with the science team. Damn eyeglass wearing bastards think they run this place. So, those of you still feeling sane enough by next week, be sure to join the program. You'll find it worth it, trust me. I'm a businessman. Helping people help me help you is all part of the system.
Oh, by the way. If any of you folks happened to come across some moon rocks somewhere, somewhere or other, be sure to keep them handy. I might have a use for them.
-CJ
Resident Perceptions Manager
[[Note: All messages from CJ will be delivered in a typed format. He won't do voice messages. He also will not do any filtered messages. Any filtered messages to him will automatically be opened. This post is also BACKDATED to 8AM this morning!]]
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IC: Malnosso Information Post | Recurring Missions | Unique Missions | CJ's Announcement ]]
Now, hold your place in the book. Now flip to the back. [This will be found in the back of the book.] That's right, those are the assignments we've got for you. My buddy Bil- that's Cathy for you people, gave a little hint about this earlier. We're late. Ran into some issues. Had to fire most of the senior staff. But we've worked out all the kinks, set up the delivery system, and MARS is ready to go
Almost ready to go. Fact of the matter is, this is only an announcement. You can sign up to your heart's content, but the missions won't start until November 1st. Ran into a time conflict with the science team. Damn eyeglass wearing bastards think they run this place. So, those of you still feeling sane enough by next week, be sure to join the program. You'll find it worth it, trust me. I'm a businessman. Helping people help me help you is all part of the system.
Oh, by the way. If any of you folks happened to come across some moon rocks somewhere, somewhere or other, be sure to keep them handy. I might have a use for them.
-CJ
Resident Perceptions Manager
[[Note: All messages from CJ will be delivered in a typed format. He won't do voice messages. He also will not do any filtered messages. Any filtered messages to him will automatically be opened. This post is also BACKDATED to 8AM this morning!]]
IC: Malnosso Information Post | Recurring Missions | Unique Missions | CJ's Announcement ]]
[Voice]
Malnosso, you levying worm of a bastard! How dare you rip me out of my home! Send me back, now!
no subject
[Voice]
[He's not going to let you go on the matter. He really loves his home.]
no subject
[Voice]
[He'll interpret that as "We don't have the technology". It's a good thing he doesn't know about how people have been disappearing. ... Yeah. He doesn't check the journal much.
A sudden sound of a smash could be heard. After, the journal closed, but not before the quick sounds of clashing pages. That first one would be him smashing his fist to the wall. Good thing Malnosso can shift that clean, right? Second would be him throwing the journal away. And yes, grunting was included.]