malnosso: (The Manager)
malnosso ([personal profile] malnosso) wrote2011-10-22 08:00 am
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Welcome ladies, gentlemen, to the Malnosso Assigment and Reward Center. That stands for MARS. Center may not start with an S, but it damn well should, once you sound it out. The Luceti program, that's you lot, was set up to include the best of the best. Heroes, geniuses, and all you other people. Special's the word the people in charge like to use. Me? Call me C.J. I'm the R.P. Manager for the Malnosso. That's 'Resident Perceptions' for those of you wondering. My job is to make life for you lot better than it has been. I won't lie, there's been a little mismanagement in the past and some hurt feelings. So have an olive branch or two. Hell, I'll even send you an olive tree if it will make you feel better.

Now, hold your place in the book. Now flip to the back. [This will be found in the back of the book.] That's right, those are the assignments we've got for you. My buddy Bil- that's Cathy for you people, gave a little hint about this earlier. We're late. Ran into some issues. Had to fire most of the senior staff. But we've worked out all the kinks, set up the delivery system, and MARS is ready to go

Almost ready to go. Fact of the matter is, this is only an announcement. You can sign up to your heart's content, but the missions won't start until November 1st. Ran into a time conflict with the science team. Damn eyeglass wearing bastards think they run this place. So, those of you still feeling sane enough by next week, be sure to join the program. You'll find it worth it, trust me. I'm a businessman. Helping people help me help you is all part of the system.

Oh, by the way. If any of you folks happened to come across some moon rocks somewhere, somewhere or other, be sure to keep them handy. I might have a use for them.

-CJ
Resident Perceptions Manager

[[Note: All messages from CJ will be delivered in a typed format. He won't do voice messages. He also will not do any filtered messages. Any filtered messages to him will automatically be opened. This post is also BACKDATED to 8AM this morning!]]
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consultmybooks: (Wisdom is a Burden)

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[personal profile] consultmybooks 2011-10-22 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
An olive tree would be nice, actually.

So the scientists don't run the place, then? Because that's certainly the impression we've gotten.

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[personal profile] chikaidestroyer 2011-10-22 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[He can't help but frown as he reads over the information presented by this new individual.]

Moon rocks?

[He needs a moment while he reads further.]

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crisisrain: (Margarita)

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[personal profile] crisisrain 2011-10-22 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh great! Along with the involuntary crap we have ta deal with, we can actually sign ourselves up fer even more abuse. Hooray! Look at how happy you've made all the masochists here!

[He sighs.]
I guess this could be interestin', gives people something ta do anyway.

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I know, I know /patpat

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deathsdoctor: (Annoyed | bored or surrounded by idiots)

[personal profile] deathsdoctor 2011-10-22 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Moon rocks, eh? Why do I find that a bit foreboding.

[Someone's raising his eyebrow at the whole 'those of you still feeling sane enough by next week' bit. Really. Wasn't there a particularly nasty bit of fun occurring around this same time, last year?

Halloween.

Someone's been keeping an eye on the calendar.]

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endgames: (...the hell?)

[personal profile] endgames 2011-10-22 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[This thing sounds really interesting, CJ, and he's gonna let you finish, but... The Great One is the greatest NPC of all time I'msorryIhadtodoit]

...what's that bit about sanity and next week?
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[identity profile] platinumtrinity.livejournal.com 2011-10-22 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
What kind of a name is CJ? Crap job? Cunning jerk? Curious juvenile? Cock jockey? Your name is stupid, and so are your missions. Luna wants nothing to do with them!

[identity profile] refinedmaestro.livejournal.com 2011-10-22 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you for the information, sir. It was a very well-worth read and informative.

[identity profile] gasconadead.livejournal.com 2011-10-22 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Dang, this is a lot of information to go through. More than he honestly cares about. The experiment warning is obvious, this guy is plainly off in the head, and ....

... rewards, huh? ]


Say, just how quick can we earn points doing this stuff?
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makeitquick: (Default)

[personal profile] makeitquick 2011-10-22 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Who got the name Resident Perceptions going?

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[identity profile] polishrule.livejournal.com 2011-10-22 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
That was really boring

And youre wrong

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written.

[identity profile] acowardlyoak.livejournal.com 2011-10-22 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
If you want to get us to like you, stop using us for stupid things!

... what the hell you guys XD

[identity profile] haveiliedtoyou.livejournal.com 2011-10-23 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ Now, no one expects a super-advanced highly-intelligent infinite-capacity-for-knowledge AI to ever get the feeling that there's something they should be remembering but aren't, especially said AI.

So the feeling that GLaDOS really, really should be making some connection here that she isn't is really disconcerting. ]


You people wouldn't happen to have any portal devices you are planning on testing, would you?

[ Because there may be other uses for mood rocks besides portal gel, but GLaDOS doesn't know of them. ]
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[personal profile] starfishlovesyou 2011-10-23 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
So basically if Fuuko does stuff for you, Fuuko can get stuff in return?! Can Fuuko ask for a starfish festival from you weird guys?!

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[personal profile] paladinlost 2011-10-23 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
[...Well. This could create good opportunities.]

Will our powers still be reduced during those missions? And will we be a able to verify at will the number of points we have stored, should we choose not to take the immediate rewards?

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mythmaker: (Gentle)

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[personal profile] mythmaker 2011-10-23 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
My, my, that sounds like fun. [Yup.] So, it's like having a part-time job, but with prizes.
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[identity profile] unseenspy.livejournal.com 2011-10-23 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
And how do we know you'll be any better than anyone else who's taken charge?

[He still doesn't trust these people...]

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[identity profile] boomchucka.livejournal.com 2011-10-23 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Experimenting on everybody isn't enough for you guys? You expect us to volunteer?!

And you crackpots can send my boyfriend back any time now, thanks.

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[identity profile] ironizing.livejournal.com 2011-10-23 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
[His mind is already racing--at last, something. Something he could get more information from, see inside the system. He'd been waiting for this since it was announced, and it couldn't have come soon enough.

He's about to quip about how long it took, but for once, he takes a different, direct approach.]


What about mechanical maintenance on specialized Malnosso machinery? I'm a quick learner. You'd be surprised.

[There's nothing he really wants to see more, honestly.]

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fateofafencer: (RAGE)

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[personal profile] fateofafencer 2011-10-23 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
[When Leon read this post, he saw one thing, and one thing only; "Malnosso". The rumored being(s) that control this place and brought him here. He's also done some studying on you guys. Get ready for some bad-mouth rage.]

Malnosso, you levying worm of a bastard! How dare you rip me out of my home! Send me back, now!

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[identity profile] hi-no-dansu.livejournal.com 2011-10-23 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
What in the world do you need moon rocks for?

And what's in it for us if we decide to volunteer and help you people?

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simplestgift: (Don't you understand?)

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[personal profile] simplestgift 2011-10-23 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Is it possible to "earn points" in someone else's stead?

[Just for verification, here.]

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[personal profile] phantasmgap 2011-10-23 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
...I would be far less assistance to you at my current power level.

Is that something that can be dealt with if I were to choose to help? And if so, would it only be a temporary reprieve?

[She figures you're not dumb, but...]

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falenandawn: please do not use any of the icons on these pages without credit (uh?)

[personal profile] falenandawn 2011-10-23 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Frey reads carefully, silently approving of their choice to not just take people for what they need.

And realizing this is an opportunity.]
Villagers will remember everything about these missions, like during the battles?
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[identity profile] minimonsterdad.livejournal.com 2011-10-23 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Will residents be able to request items specifically for use in the mission, as they can during drafts?
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[personal profile] bloodypocket 2011-10-23 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
[He takes note of every detail mentioned carefully, especially that this man was someone who had not been introduced to the village before. This should make for interesting observation.]

Will the collection of these moon rocks be the first in a mutual attempt of both sides to find a way back to our worlds?

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