![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
[ Locked to Luceti Residents ]
Oct. 10th, 2013 06:25 pm[ A young girl’s voice honeyed with sweetness and audacity articulates this message. It then appears in the journal in scrawling, formal handwriting. ]
Dear me, I don’t believe I’ve come a moment too soon. You people do get into all sorts of trouble down here, don’t you? [ She giggles. ] But you needn’t worry about that much longer. I’m here to help.
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Alice, and I have been assigned to this fine enclosure as your therapist. Now, I know at first blush, that might not sound particularly appealing - and I might not sound particularly qualified. But I assure you that the organization and myself have only your best interests at heart. I’ve been doing this for - well, I suppose a few lifetimes now! And it’s my personal philosophy that there is no problem too deep that it can’t be rooted out by some tea, a few good cries and a very long talk or two. Oh - just think of the things we can discuss together! Your love life, friends that have forgotten you, death penalties, Shifts that scarred your dear, bleeding hearts! [ She sighs wistfully. ] I simply cannot wait to get started.
The first step to recovery is admitting one has a problem, so if you’d like to schedule a session with me, you only need to respond to this message and I will be more than happy to meet with you. However...we understand there may be some who will resist such opportunities. While your reluctance is, ahem - regrettable, we are not interested in aggravating anyone unnecessarily.
I will summon individuals at random - the selection process is a bit, ah - hmm, fickle - and you will find it to your personal benefit to accept such invitations. Certain privileges may become unavailable to those who do not, and why make unnecessary trouble for yourself? I would advise against it, and as I am now the advisor for each and everyone one of you, you ought to consider listening to me.
I am beyond thrilled to be serving you in this capacity, dear Lucetians. Let’s start feeling better, shall we? Please - if you have any questions for me, I am more than happy to answer them now. I’m looking forward to tearing into your deepest, darkest secrets!
(( OOC info and sign-ups for therapy can be found right here. ))
Dear me, I don’t believe I’ve come a moment too soon. You people do get into all sorts of trouble down here, don’t you? [ She giggles. ] But you needn’t worry about that much longer. I’m here to help.
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Alice, and I have been assigned to this fine enclosure as your therapist. Now, I know at first blush, that might not sound particularly appealing - and I might not sound particularly qualified. But I assure you that the organization and myself have only your best interests at heart. I’ve been doing this for - well, I suppose a few lifetimes now! And it’s my personal philosophy that there is no problem too deep that it can’t be rooted out by some tea, a few good cries and a very long talk or two. Oh - just think of the things we can discuss together! Your love life, friends that have forgotten you, death penalties, Shifts that scarred your dear, bleeding hearts! [ She sighs wistfully. ] I simply cannot wait to get started.
The first step to recovery is admitting one has a problem, so if you’d like to schedule a session with me, you only need to respond to this message and I will be more than happy to meet with you. However...we understand there may be some who will resist such opportunities. While your reluctance is, ahem - regrettable, we are not interested in aggravating anyone unnecessarily.
I will summon individuals at random - the selection process is a bit, ah - hmm, fickle - and you will find it to your personal benefit to accept such invitations. Certain privileges may become unavailable to those who do not, and why make unnecessary trouble for yourself? I would advise against it, and as I am now the advisor for each and everyone one of you, you ought to consider listening to me.
I am beyond thrilled to be serving you in this capacity, dear Lucetians. Let’s start feeling better, shall we? Please - if you have any questions for me, I am more than happy to answer them now. I’m looking forward to tearing into your deepest, darkest secrets!
(( OOC info and sign-ups for therapy can be found right here. ))
