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[malnosso]

Welcome ladies, gentlemen, to the Malnosso Assigment and Reward Center. That stands for MARS. Center may not start with an S, but it damn well should, once you sound it out. The Luceti program, that's you lot, was set up to include the best of the best. Heroes, geniuses, and all you other people. Special's the word the people in charge like to use. Me? Call me C.J. I'm the R.P. Manager for the Malnosso. That's 'Resident Perceptions' for those of you wondering. My job is to make life for you lot better than it has been. I won't lie, there's been a little mismanagement in the past and some hurt feelings. So have an olive branch or two. Hell, I'll even send you an olive tree if it will make you feel better.

Now, hold your place in the book. Now flip to the back. [This will be found in the back of the book.] That's right, those are the assignments we've got for you. My buddy Bil- that's Cathy for you people, gave a little hint about this earlier. We're late. Ran into some issues. Had to fire most of the senior staff. But we've worked out all the kinks, set up the delivery system, and MARS is ready to go

Almost ready to go. Fact of the matter is, this is only an announcement. You can sign up to your heart's content, but the missions won't start until November 1st. Ran into a time conflict with the science team. Damn eyeglass wearing bastards think they run this place. So, those of you still feeling sane enough by next week, be sure to join the program. You'll find it worth it, trust me. I'm a businessman. Helping people help me help you is all part of the system.

Oh, by the way. If any of you folks happened to come across some moon rocks somewhere, somewhere or other, be sure to keep them handy. I might have a use for them.

-CJ
Resident Perceptions Manager

[[Note: All messages from CJ will be delivered in a typed format. He won't do voice messages. He also will not do any filtered messages. Any filtered messages to him will automatically be opened. This post is also BACKDATED to 8AM this morning!]]
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Comments

[Voice]

[crisisrain]

A good time is what you've decided ta call it now? Somehow, I think yer open and honest became a little muddled up.

[Voice]

[malnosso]

People too lazy to work need not apply.

[Voice]

[crisisrain]

Great! A category I slot into perfectly! Can my laziness also excuse me from the experiments we don't have a say in? Ya see, it's difficult to fully enjoy the experience when yer as lazy as me.

[Voice]

[malnosso]

Afraid not. You people are doing marvelous things for science! At least, that's what they tell me. I haven't looked at the figures yet. I hear they're good.

[Voice] I'll pretend you put Written <3

[crisisrain]

See! What would you guys do without people like us? You'd have ta experiment on crap. We deserve better treatment for deliverin' such great results!

They are all written!

[malnosso]

That's what MARS is for. Show those eggheads up top what you're worth.

I know, I know /patpat

[crisisrain]

[Thinking... maybe this will help the guild get more work? Worth looking into.]

This might work out in my favour actually... as long as the rewards end up being worthwhile of course.

[malnosso]

Oh, sure, great prizes. Some fancy stuff I don't even understand. It's all there in the back.

[crisisrain]

Yeah... that doesn't sound shady in the slightest.